Grading Chart

The ratings of all the fake meat products reviewed on Adventures in Fake Meat.


Beef    Vegan?    Grade  
Amy's Light in Sodium Veggie Loaf Whole MealYesC
Amy's Quarter Pound Veggie BurgerYesA-
Amy's Veggie Steak & Gravy Whole MealNoA-
Boca All-American Flame Grilled BurgerNoA+
Boca CheeseburgerNoA+
Boca Grilled Vegetable BurgerNoC-
Boca Ground CrumblesYesB+
Boca Original Vegan BurgerYesB+
Gardein BBQ SkewersYesD
Gardein Homestyle Beefless TipsYesB-
Gardein Ultimate Beefless BurgerYesA
Homemade Lentil-Ricotta Meatless MeatballsNoB
Lightlife Smart BBQYesA+
Lightlife Smart Ground (first attempt)YesC
Lightlife Smart Ground (second attempt)YesA+
Moophrey Vegan BurgerYesD-
Morningstar Grillers PrimeNoC+
Morningstar Grillers Recipe CrumblesNoA+
Morningstar Veggie MeatballsYesB+
Nate's Savory Mushroom Meatless MeatballYesC-
Nate's Zesty Italian Meatless MeatballYesB+
Quorn CheeseburgerNoC
Quorn Classic BurgerNoC
Quorn Meatless MeatballsNoA
Trader Joe's Beefless StripsYesF
Trader Joe's Meatless MeatballsYesB+
Vegetarian Plus Vegan Black Pepper SteaksYesA-
Yves Meatless Ground Round OriginalYesA
   
Pork  
Field Roast FrankfurtersYesC
Homemade Seitan PepperoniYesA
Lightlife Gimme Lean Ground Sausage CrumblesYesA+
Lightlife Organic Smoky Tempeh StripsYesC
Lightlife Smart Deli BolognaYesA-
Lightlife Smart Deli HamYesA+
Lightlife Smart Deli PepperoniYesA-
Lightlife Smart Dogs (first attempt)YesF
Lightlife Smart Dogs (second attempt)YesD-
Lightlife Smart Sausage Chorizo StyleNoC+
Lightlife Smart Sausage Italian StyleNoA
Lightlife Smart Sausage Smoked StyleNoD
Lightlife Tofu Pups (first attempt)YesB
Lightlife Tofu Pups (second attempt - corn dogs!)YesB
Match Meat Italian SausageYesA
Morningstar Breakfast Patties Made With Organic SoyNoA-
Morningstar Hickory BBQ RibletsYesA+
Morningstar Maple Flavored Veggie Sausage PattiesNoB-
Morningstar Sausage LinksNoA-
Morningstar Sausage PattiesNoB+
Morningstar Veggie Bacon StripsNoC
Morningstar Veggie Corn DogsNoC
Morningstar Veggie DogsNoB-
Tofurky Beer BratsYesC
Tofurky Breakfast LinksYesC
Tofurky Italian SausageYesC
Tofurky KielbasaYesC
Trader Joe's Corn DogsNoA
Trader Joe's Italian Sausageless SausageNoA-
Trader Joe's Soy ChorizoYesB+
Yves Good DogYesC
Yves Meatless PepperoniYesF
Yves Veggie ChorizoYesD
Yves Veggie Corn DogsNoA+
   
Poultry  
Boca Original Chik'n Nuggets (made with Natural Ingredients)NoA-
Cluckphrey's Chic-A-RoosYesB
Gardein BBQ Pulled ShredsYesC-
Gardein Chick'n ScallopiniYesB
Gardein Chipotle Lime Crispy FingersYesA
Gardein Classic Style Buffalo WingsYesB+
Gardein Seven Grain Crispy TendersYesA-
Health is Wealth Chicken-Free PattiesYesC-
Homemade Fake Turkey (first attempt)YesB
Homemade Fake Turkey (second attempt)YesD
Lightlife Smart Cutlets, Classic MarinaraNoA-
Lightlife Smart Cutlets, Original FlavorNoA
Lightlife Smart Cutlets, Spicy Sweet and SourNoB+
Lightlife Smart Deli TurkeyYesB
Lightlife Smart Strips, Chik'n StyleYesC
Morningstar Buffalo WingsNoC
Morningstar Chik'n TendersNoA-
Morningstar Grillers Chik'nYesD
Morningstar Grillers Turk'y BurgerNoB-
Morningstar Italian Herb Chik PattiesNoA+
Morningstar Meal Starters Chik'n StripsYesA-
Morningstar Sweet and Sour Chik'nYesA-
Quorn Chik'n NuggetsNoA-
Quorn Chik'n TendersNoB-
Quorn Kung Pao Chik'nNoB
Quorn Naked Chik'n Cutlets (first attempt)NoC
Quorn Naked Chik'n Cutlets (second attempt)NoA-
Quorn Southwestern Chik'n WingsNoA-
Quorn Turk'y RoastNoF
Tofurky Deli Slices, Hickory SmokedYesA
Tofurky Deli Slices, Oven RoastedYesB
Tofurky Deli Slices, PepperedYesD
Tofurky RoastYesB
Trader Joe's Breaded Chickenless NuggetsNoC-
Trader Joe's Chicken-less Pulled ChickenYesB-
Trader Joe's Chicken-less StripsYesD-
Trader Joe's Chicken-less Stuffed CutletYesD
Trader Joe's Soy NuggetsYesB+
Vegetarian Plus Vegetarian Chicken DrumsticksYesD
Yves Meatless Deli TurkeyYesC-
   
Other  
Amy's Macaroni and Soy CheezeNoD-
Boca Bruschetta PattyNoC-
Boca Savory Mushroom Mozzarella Veggie PattyNoC
Candle Cafe Macaroni and Vegan CheeseYesA
Dominex Eggplant BurgersYesB-
Dr. Praeger's California Veggie BurgerYesD+
Dr. Praeger's Tex Mex Veggie BurgerYesC
Field Roast Mexican Chipotle SausageYesC-
Field Roast Smoked Apple and Sage SausageYesB+
Homemade BeanballsYesB-
Homemade Pumpkin Meatless MeatballsYesB
Morningstar Asian Veggie PattyNoC-
Morningstar Chik'n EnchiladaNoB-
Morningstar Garden Veggie PattiesNoC-
Morningstar Lasagna with Sausage-Style CrumblesNoB-
Morningstar Spicy Black Bean BurgerNoB
Morningstar Tomato and Basil Pizza BurgerNoA
Morningstar Veggie Bacon, Egg, and Cheese BiscuitNoA-
Morningstar Veggie Sausage, Egg, and Cheese BiscuitNoA
The Original GardenburgerNoA-
Original Sunshine BurgerYesC+
Sunshine Burger Breakfast PattyYesD
Tofurky Italian Sausage PizzaYesA-
Tofurky Pepperoni PizzaYesB+
Trader Joe's Organic Tofu Veggie BurgerYesD
Trader Joe's Vegetable Masala BurgerYesA
Trader Joe's Veggie BurgerNoA
Yves Veggie ShrimpNoB-
Yves Veggie Tuna Steak in Sesame Ginger SauceNoC+